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The Firbolg Composer Interactive Publishing Contest

Chosen from 754 entries, the winning composer is

Paul L. Gittelson

In love and in war, two things I adore,
    They tell me that all things are fair.
So don't be surprised as I pluck out your eyes
    While I bugger your fat derriere.
Your children and wife will be put to the knife
    When we've sated our carnal desire.
Though long after you're cold, they may live to grow old
    Because we don't easily tire.

Listen to this favorite marching cadence of Sergeant-Major Grunthor.
(MP3, Vocalization by Craig Lewis)

Thanks to all who entered.